You can leave your pants on...

Stating the obvious, this spread from i-D magazine, as published by Haute Macabre shows that pirates do not need suits. Indeed it seems that pirates do not even need pants.









































Now I'm as fashionably open-minded as the next person, maybe even more so, but this photo is just a little creepy. For some reason, I see men's thighs as just one of those body parts that don't really need to be even thought of, let alone put to print. To me, they're just that bit of body that keeps the pant-legs filled - they aren't high fashion.

That said though, I rather like the below picture... I think I'm distracted from the thighs by the chiselled abs and the roll-around-in-tandoori-sauce tans.



















(and yep, that's Jamie Durie third from the left!)

But, back to our pirates. I really do like this shot. Maybe because he's wearing cool Balenciaga pants...