Yawn. Li-lo gets her sex/smoke on.

Lindsay Lohan has posed for an "arty" photo shoot.

Seriously, this is not arty. This is not scandalous. This is not something we haven’t seen before. Hell, haven’t we all seen the upskirters of this girl? No point getting in a flap over a nude boob and a cigarette. She’s gotta pay the bills somehow!

No More Wasted Qi

According to Mystic Medusa, this is me this Christmas:

My feeling is that the Mutables (Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo and Pisces) will be celebrating Saturn having gotten off their arse. And Pluto too. They will be in a mood to reprise the decadent self of their yesteryear, only with some of their hardwon sagacious wisdom blended in to the madness. They’re thinking strategic pulling, no nonsense and no Qi wasted on twerps or pointless liasions. See? Saturn worked. But make no mistake about it, they’re getting ready to act up.

 She's exactly on the money. I'm sick of wasting my Qi on twerps. Bring on the festivities.

Have you ever...

I had to Google "Huge" the other day. This is what Google's predictive search results suggested for me...

Forget all the genital references - what's with "huge lips skinny hips"? But who the hell is searching for "huge balls" so often anyway? No thanks! 

Quit scaring the nerds!

Part of my day job with the web design gurus of Sharkey Media is to keep on top of global technological happenings and blog about anything relevant.

Sometimes I come across stories that aren't exactly handy for our clients but are definitely worth a blog elsewhere! Stories such as this: Yahoo! apologises for lap dance at hack event.

Photo from SMH online

   
Believe it or not but this pic is from a Yahoo nerd convention... and Yahoo thought it'd be a fantastic idea to get lap dancers involved. Great plan guys.

Look at the poor kid's face! He looks so frightened! Needless to say, Yahoo have since apologised.

Because she's bad, she's bad...

Anyone else think that Paris might be a bad kisser? Things aren't looking too lovely for her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt from this angle!

Ew. Thumbs down to gross PDAs.

Saturation Point

Like everyone else from Perth to Wellington, I have too an opinion on the Matthew Johns NZ saga.

But as much I could write an enormous post about it all, I'm not going to: I know everyone's sick to death of hearing about it.

That said, here is my position, in hyper-speed:

• If you believe Matty (and I do) the young woman seems to be as much to blame as anyone else in the room that night.
• It happened in 2002 people! This interview on ACA frustrated the hell out of me. Ms Grimshaw was looking to blame Johns for every indecent footballer incident ever, simply because he's put himself forward to admit his mistakes.
• I do not condone group sex, and I certainly don't believe sexual assault should happen to anyone but I do believe this young woman was partially responsible for the situation she now finds herself in. Whether she's just looking for cash or whether she's now very traumatised, it certainly doesn't seem like she felt so bad back in that hotel room in 2002.

Now for something hilarious:


"How you doing little fella? I know it's pretty hot out here, but we're nearly done. Yes I know that brunette in the third row is smokin' hot."