Bogan Power

Is it killing anyone else that this girl has secured a television contract and may grace our screens nightly?

Or is it just me?


























The "Chk Chk Boom Girl", otherwise known as "Clare the Bogan" has been snapped up by Channel Nine with talks of a permanent spot on that incredibly high quality (cough) news (?) program, A Current Affair.

She's got an agent and has allegedly turned down thousands offered by a men's mag to drop her daks for a photo shoot.

And for some reason, the great unwashed are holding her up as some kind of entertaining joker: a mischievous prankster simply looking to get her mug on the telly.

I'm not sure where I stand on Duncan Riley's conspiracy theory argument but I sure do think something has gone awry. Given Tracey Grimshaw's stone-faced hardline stance in THAT Matthew Johns interview, why has she (assuming she has a say on what happens on her show) now befriended an attention-seeking brat?

Her saga certainly has divided many though. Need a definitive answer on someone's level of bogan? Ask them their opinion on Clare. The comments on the YouTube clip of her interview with ACA are priceless:

Mongo9599 - "She's fantastic having fun. The ugly people are jealous! The unhappy people want her to be miserable like them. She is too bright and will out shine them all."

A little theatrical I think Mongo.

sccudspo - "This sort of shit makes me lose faith in humanity."

And 12myer hits the nail on the head with - "A smart liar supported by our wonderful doofess brains media"

Australians all let us rejoice, for Clare is young and free... to be a dickhead.