Tuesday, April 28, 2009

31 and still growing...

In her early 20s, Hajnal Ban was 154 centimetres tall, the same height as mini-mogul Ashley Olsen.

Now at age 31, the Queensland politician measures in at Scarlett Johansson's height: 162 centimetres.

How?

She went to Russia.

How?

Pay a Siberian surgeon $40,000 to break your leg in four places and then pad the gaps with metal rings.

Why?

"...because there is so much pressure, particularly on young girls, to be a certain way."

Ahhhh. No. Bad answer.

There is no pressure on young girls to have their legs broken by Russians, let alone anyone, whether they purport to be a surgeon or not!

When Hajnal put herself through this, she was the same age as I am now.

And seriously, I have plenty more things I'd prefer to spend $40,000.

Like maybe all these.

And totally pay off my HECS debt.

It's just bloody ridiculous.

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